OMG OMG OMG!!!

I feel like how I felt when I was about to have sex for the first time.









Well not quite but I'd say it's close

Signs that our species will soon be extinct #32

1 very sick person and 31 very dumb ones

I'm speechless. Really they would rather have gay sex than call the police? Really? Maybe they wanted it anyway? I don't know the whole thing's just too bizarre for me. And the blackmailer, are there really people this sick? Really makes me think that we're going the way of the dinosaurs, except that we don't need the help of a meteor to do the job.

On another note, this is why I automatically block social-network-site-hot-chicks that say they want me for my body. As much as I believe it's true I have a good enough grasp of reality to know that "if it's too good to be true it is!”

Seems like it's been a long time ago...

...since I last made a post. Feels like it at least. Been very busy at work plus the cold I posted about last week is still bothering me. My energy's been all over the place like a bi-polar OCD on a sugar high. Unfortunately the bill collector does not take a sick day off so must not I.

Sucks.